CELEBRITIES TALKING IN ALL CAPS
This is a bunch of celebrities. They talk in all caps.
This is a bunch of celebrities. They talk in all caps.
SOME SAY MY VOICE HAS THE POWER TO SOOTH A LION WITH A TOOTHACHE. SOME SAY MY VOICE WAS ESSENTIAL TO DISPLACING SEVERAL REMAINING RACIAL DISPARITIES IN AMERICA. SOME SAY MY VOICE COULD BEAT A LOCOMOTIVE AND JOHN HENRY IN A RACE TO MINE A MOUNTAIN. AND SOME SAY THAT GOD SACRIFICED TWO THINGS FOR THIS EARTH: HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, JESUS CHRIST, AND HIS VOICE, WHICH NOW RESIDES IN ME.
THAT DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT I AM STILL BEING TYPECAST AS THE WISE, ELDERLY, SOMEWHAT OUT-OF-TOUCH BLACK MAN IN EVERY FILM I’VE BEEN IN FOR THE PAST DECADE. SO FUCK Y’ALL.
OMG GENIUS! -applauds- Sheer GENIUS!